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Let me share my experience at another online casino whose name I won't mention:  I wanted to try out their free-play games, and they made me sign up for an account.  That was annoying, just for free-play, but actually most casinos make you register, so they can annoy you by email to pressure you into depositing real money.

I didn't get to choose my own username, they assigned one, and it was long! An astounding twelve digits of mixed numbers and letters.  There was no way I'd be able to memorize it, I'd have to write it down.

After trying out the free-play games I decided to deposit money and play for real.  And guess what? I had to register a separate account to play for real.  They assigned me a brand-new twelve-digit username.  Great.

Shortly thereafter they started offering play-in-browser games.  That's convenient, so I wanted to get in on that.  Guess what?  Yet another username.

And guess how they handle they money they give you as a matching bonus on your deposit?  You guessed it, another account.

Okay, now let's fast-forward to Bovada: One account gets you everything.  And I mean everything.  Real money, fake money, bonuses, you name it.  I didn't get to choose my account name, but at least it's easy to remember.

And if you want to play for free with fake money, you don't even need an account at all.  For example:

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All in all, I think Bovada is the best bet for U.S. players.

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Cheap Thrills in Vegas

Last Update:  August 2019

First I made a page about free things to see & do in Vegas.  Then I started working on a page of fun things you have to pay for.  But there's a middle ground—things that aren't completely free, but pretty cheap, especially compared to the value.  That's what this page is all about.  I'm just getting it started, so if there's anything you think I should add, please let me know!

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Casino cocktail waitresses serve free booze to anyone as long as they're actually playing a game.  And the cheapest game in Vegas is the penny slots, which are almost everywhere.  Sure, you have to play 20 credits x 9 lines ($1.80/spin) in order to win the jackpot, but who says that has to be your goal?  Nothing's stopping you from playing a penny a spin...slowly.  One spin every 12 seconds works out to $3 an hour into the machine, and you'll probably win about $2 of that back, for a net loss of $1 an hour while you're drinking it up.  It really does work: in my test at Circus Circus I played just one penny per spin and the waitress showed up in seven minutes to take my order.  And in that seven minutes I was already ahead $1.50.  The catch is that the nicer casinos have replaced their older penny slots with new ones that have a minimum of 75¢ per spin or more.  So, this trick might not work at the Wynn, but there are no lack of other casinos to try.

You should tip the cocktail waitress (especially if you want her to keep the drinks coming), but the good news for cheapskates is that $1 every 1-2 drinks is actually sufficient.  (See my separate tipping guide.)  Just be sure to tip on your first drink (not the second), so the waitress knows you're a tipper.

There are rumors that free drinks will disappear for low-rollers, but I'm skeptical that will really happen.

$6 tour of the Strip

Get on the Deuce (the double-decker bus), sit on the top near the front, and get a great view of the entire Strip.  This used to be only $2 until they hiked the rates, but $6 still isn't bad.  (And if you pay $8, you can get a 24-hour bus pass.)

If you got a day pass, then to stay on the strip, when going northbound, get off at the Stratosphere (the last casino on the north end of the strip), cross the street, and then get on the southbound bus.  Without a day pass, the bus will go to the Fremont Street Experience and then the downtown transfer center, where they'll probably make you get off and wait for five minutes before the bus heads South towards the Strip again, but you won't have to pay to re-board.

Going southbound, with a day pass, get off at the Mandalay Bay (the last casino on the south end of the strip), then cross the street to pick up the northbound bus.  Without  a day pass, you'll go to the South Strip Transfer Terminal (SSTT) where they'll probably make you get off and wait for five minutes before the bus heads North towards the Strip again, but you won't have to pay to re-board.

$1 massage chair at Flamingo, Linq, and Stratosphere

I wasn't expecting much when I saw these bill-operated chairs, but I figured I could blow a dollar to check it out.  Boy was I surprised.  I expected the chair to just vibrate, but instead it actually kneads your back and head -- and feels kind of creepily like human hands.  It's not just a static program, either, it keeps changing.  A mere dollar gets you three minutes in the chair.  Absolutely worth it, if just for the experience.  On a price-to-entertainment ratio, this is one of the best cheap thrills in Vegas.  At the Flamingo and Imperial Palace the chairs are just outside the buffets, and at the Stratosphere they're in the mall.

Street performers

I don't know what took them so long, but circa 2010 street performers started populating Vegas, mostly the South Strip between Tropicana and Flamingo, but also Fremont Street downtown at night.  The most common are the folks in costume, who hope you'll take your picture with them for a $1 to $2 tip.  As I write this we've got the Mad Hatter, Captain Jack, Hello Kitty, Woody & Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story), Elmo, Sexy Cops, Sponge Bob, Spiderman, Pikachu, a fat guy in women's lingerie, a Transformer, and more. 

There are also musicians and magicians, and again $1-2 is the standard tip.  The beggars are usually anything but amusing, but sometimes they'll come up with a good sign which is worth a dollar to me to get a picture of.  Yesterday I got one which said, "Ninjas killed my father.  Need $ for kung-fu lessons."  Of course I had to break it to him that ninjas are Japanese and Kung-Fu is Chinese.  Still, A+ for creativity.

Many of the performers don't actually live here, they just come in to do a little work and then go back home.  Others do live here, but don't do their gig for very long.  So what I'm getting at is that you never know who you're gonna see -- it's a constantly changing cast of characters -- literally.

Know of any other cheap thrills?  Let me know!

Thrills should cost $6 or less, and be available on the Strip or downtown.

Practice gambling with play money

Before you throw down your hard-earned cash in a casino, PRACTICE FIRST!  Learn the games with play money where it doesn't cost you anything if you lose.  Seriously.

I like Bovada's practice games the best, because you can play right away without registering for an account.  Most every other online casino makes you give up your email address just to play the fake-money games — ugh.  That's why Bovada is the only online casino that gets space on my site.  I hope other casinos will eventually start treating their visitors like human beings rather than walking wallets, but until they do, there's Bovada.  One click and you're in.

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