Worst of Las Vegas
Or if you're not so cynical, check out my Best of Las Vegas article.
Last update: August 2021
Worst Gaming: Venetian
The Venetian's gaming sucks in just so many ways:
- The only Vegas casino that doesn't give comps, except to high rollers.
- In the Wizard of Odds' slot survey, had the very worst slot returns of any Vegas casino.
- Infamous for introducing the worst roulette game in the world, Triple-Zero Roulette, and then trying to spin it (no pun intended) (okay, maybe a little) as being good for the player.
Smallest hotel rooms (casinos)
These are the smallest possible rooms. Each of these hotels offers larger rooms as well. You can choose your room size when you book.
- Strip: Casino Royale: 280 square feet
- Downtown: El Cortez: 198 square feet (source)
Highest Resort Fees
Lots of casino/hotels are tied for the highest resort fees at $51.19 per night (after 13.375% tax):
Cosmopolitan • Cromwell • Four Seasons • Resorts World • Venetian / Palazzo • Wynn / Encore
Worst Casino Customer Service: Fremont
I've played at every casino on the strip and downtown, and the only place I ever encountered rude staff was Fremont. So I wasn't surprised when they got fined by the Gaming Commission for manhandling and abusing a player they thought had stolen a slot ticket. (She hadn't.) A decent casino would have made a public apology and explained what steps they were taking to make sure that kind of thing didn't happen again. But we're not talking about a decent casino, we're talking about Fremont.
Worst Game: Slots
Slots suck your money away faster than any other game.
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Most Underwhelming Attraction: Miracle Mile Shops rainstorm
In the Miracle Mile mall at Planet Hollywood, every hour there's an artificial rainstorm with thunder, lightning, and fog. It's so unimpressive that I didn't even include it in my list of 79 free things to see in Vegas.
Worst Months to Visit Vegas: July and August
With average high temps of 102-104°F, you'll bake. (However, because of that, August is the cheapest month for hotel rooms.) (Expedia)
Worst Days to Visit: Weekends
Hotel rates are often three times higher on weekends, and crowds mean that you'll wait in line for everything.
Worst Transportation: The Monorail
It would have been great had it run up and down the Strip, but it doesn't. It's behind the casinos, so it's a pretty long walk to the stations.
Worst Restaurant Name
This is a combination Chinese / sushi bar in New York New York. I don't know what it means in Chinese, but in Japanese, it's the child's word for penis (e.g., "peepee"). I asked the (Japanese) sushi chef who came up with the name, and he laughed and said, "Not me!" (はい、僕は日本語を勉強しましたよ。)
Biggest Annoyance: Tie
It's hard to pick just one.
- Smoking. All casinos except Park MGM allow smoking, even though the overwhelming majority of casino patrons don't smoke.
- Sexual Commodification. It's everywhere and you can't avoid seeing it.
- Crime. Compared to the rest of the U.S., in Vegas rape and vehicle theft is twice as common, robbery 56% higher, and burglary 88% higher.
Our field correspondent, JohnnyQ, offers his own annoyances:
- Pornslappers, the people on the sidewalk who aggressively hand out the ads for prostitution.
- Pedestrians who cross against the signal. Besides being dangerous, rude, and irresponsible, when they do it en masse (as is common), they block vehicles from crossing legally.
- Groups of tourists who stand in a circle, blocking an entire passageway.
Here's some badly misspelled graffiti near the Virgin casino. I added my own comment under it.
At the CVS on the south strip. Calculate your savings.
Biggest Scam: Timeshares
A timeshare is a luxury condo that you own collectively with other people, with each of you owning it for a week or two per year. The idea is that for about what you'd pay for a hotel, you can have a much larger space, with a separate bedroom and a kitchen. The reality is:
- It's usually a horrible deal. Timeshares are insanely overpriced.
- They're inconvenient. You have to schedule your stay well ahead of time, and there might not be availability.
- While you can trade your week for a week in another location, that often involves hassles and a fee, which obviates the whole promise of saving money, because you don't.
- The timeshare salespeople are all over Vegas, trying to hit you up with their telltale mating call, "How long are you guys in town for?" That's because if you're leaving the next day, you can't go to their sales presentation.
- They promise the sales presentation will be only 90 minutes, but they lie. It will be closer to three hours.
Worst misuse of quotation marks
From the Western Casino, back when it was still around.
The Western was my absolute favorite casino, because it was so ridiculous in so many ways. This is one of them.