Reason I like Bovada #3:

One-stop shopping

Let me share my experience at another online casino whose name I won't mention:  I wanted to try out their free-play games, and they made me sign up for an account.  That was annoying, just for free-play, but actually most casinos make you register, so they can annoy you by email to pressure you into depositing real money.

I didn't get to choose my own username, they assigned one, and it was long! An astounding twelve digits of mixed numbers and letters.  There was no way I'd be able to memorize it, I'd have to write it down.

After trying out the free-play games I decided to deposit money and play for real.  And guess what? I had to register a separate account to play for real.  They assigned me a brand-new twelve-digit username.  Great.

Shortly thereafter they started offering play-in-browser games.  That's convenient, so I wanted to get in on that.  Guess what?  Yet another username.

And guess how they handle they money they give you as a matching bonus on your deposit?  You guessed it, another account.

Okay, now let's fast-forward to Bovada: One account gets you everything.  And I mean everything.  Real money, fake money, bonuses, you name it.  I didn't get to choose my account name, but at least it's easy to remember.

And if you want to play for free with fake money, you don't even need an account at all.  For example:

Play for free, no B.S.
One click and you're in.

All in all, I think Bovada is the best bet for U.S. players.


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34 free things to see & do in Las Vegas

(also see my separate page about cheap thrills)

 Last update:  July 2019

Free shows

On the strip

WITHOUT PERFORMERS
  1. Bellagio Water Fountains.  Amazing choreographed water fountains, set to popular music, right in front of the Bellagio hotel.  The Las Vegas Sun says it cost $40 million to build.  Shows begin at Noon on the weekends and 3:00pm M-F, running every half hour until 8:00pm, and then every 15 minutes through midnight.
  2. Caesar's moving statues.  At the end of the Forum Shops there are large Roman statues that come to tell and tell a story, kind of like a mini play.  The acoustics are horrible and it's hard to make out the dialogue, and one of the statues looks like Keanu Reeves startled by headlights, but hey, it's free.  Every hour on the hour, for a 7-minute show.
MUSIC
  1. Big Elvis show.  Popular 40-minute show starring Pete Vallee, who reportedly weighed 960 pounds before slipping down to a mere 450.  He's one of the few people to be honored on the Las Vegas Walk of StarsShows run three times in the afternoons, in the Harrahs piano bar.
  2. Lounge shows.  Many of the casinos have free lounge shows with really good bands.  These bands are good enough that you'd pay money to see them elsewhere, but in Vegas it's free. (more)
OTHER
  1. Circus Acts.  In the Circus Circus Midway, every hour from 11:30am to 10:30pm (M-Th), to 11:30pm (F/Sun), and to 12:30pm (Sat).  Way better than you'd expect for a free show. (more)
  2. Runway fashion shows.  In the Fashion Show Mall on weekends, every hour from noon to 5pm, near Saks Fifth Avenue/Nordstrom. (more)
  3. Flair Bartenders.  At Circus Circus' Vince Neil's Party, Palazzo's Fusion Mixology, Flamingo's Jimmy Buffet Margaritaville, Harrahs' Carnival Court, Linq's Catalyst, Bally's Fuel Bar, Rio's Voodoo Lounge.
  4. Pirate show at Treasure Island.  It closed in 2013. :(

Downtown

  1. Fremont Street Experience (FSE).  Downtown, there's a massive overhead canopy, and at night it comes to life, showing amazing animations choreographed to popular music.  The canopy is essentially the world's largest computer monitor, over five football fields long, and filled with over 12.5 million computer-controlled LED lights which faithfully reproduce video and animation.  It came about because the downtown casinos banded together to finance a spectacle to draw people away from the strip, after the big megaresort casinos that started appearing on the strip in the 90s nearly put downtown out of business.  Before settling on the FSE, ideas such as a system of canals were floated (no pun intended) (okay, maybe a little).  An upgrade to the resolution in 2004 (which I witnessed) took the video quality from cheesy to damn impressive.  It's easy to find: just go to Fremont Street and look up.  If you're on the Strip just hop on the Deuce or Strip/Downtown Express bus which go straight to Fremont.  Shows are every hour on the hour, from sunset until midnight.  (Visit the official website.)
  2. Music concerts.  On three different stages nightly.  (more)

Elsewhere

  1. Sunset Stampede at Sam's Town.  Chronicles the Western pioneer experience with music, dancing water, and a laser light show.  Shows at 2, 4, 6, 8, and 10pm daily, 5111 Boulder Highway. (more)


Spectacles & Photo-ops

On the strip

These are listed from South to North for those doing a self-guided walking or public bus tour.

  1. Welcome to Las Vegas sign.  Take your picture at an iconic monument, a Vegas landmark since 1959.  It's in the median on Las Vegas Blvd. (the Strip), 3/4 of a mile South of Mandalay Bay.  In 2008 the county finally opened parking lot in the median, then in 2015 added a signalized crossing, so tourists no longer have to risk death by running across Las Vegas Blvd. to get under the sign.  Here's the Wikipedia article on the welcome sign.  5200 S. Las Vegas Blvd.  Take the Deuce bus, or the SDX bus to Mandalay Bay and then walk 15 minutes South.
  2. Worst mass shooting site.  It's macabre, but a lot of people want to see it:  On Oct. 1, 2017, a man busted out the window of his 32nd-floor room at the Mandalay Bay and shot people at a nearby outdoor concert, killing 58 of them, making it the worst mass shooting in U.S. history.  You can't tell which room he was in from the ground, but you can still look at the building and contemplate the gravity of the event. (more)
  3. Pyramid, Sphinx, Diagonal Elevators, and Atrium.  The Luxor has four things you might want to see: The building itself is a big black pyramid (sadly adorned with advertising these days), and at night it shoots a super-bright light into the sky.  In the front there's a large replica of the Sphinx from Egypt.  Inside, the rooms are all on the perimeter of the pyramid, with the center being a huge open-air atrium, and looking down from the aisle on any upper floor is quite a sight.  To get there, the hotel elevators travel diagonally along the inside edge of the pyramid.
  4. Medieval Castle.  The Excalibur's architecture as a throwback to the time of King Arthur.
  5. New York City Skyline.  The exterior of the New York New York casino features a NYC skyline, including an impressively large replica of the Statue of Liberty.  You can also walk a replica Brooklyn Bridge.
  6. Giant Coke Bottle.  Towering four stories high, it adorns the outside of a shopping center.  Across the street from Park MGM.
  7. Robots making drinks.  A bar called Tipsy Robot (in Planet Hollywood's Miracle Mile mall) has robotic arms preparing drinks.  You can watch them go at it without ordering anything.
  8. Crazy Girls sculpture.  This bronze sculpture was cast from molds of seven actual performers in the long-running topless lip-synch show.  The sculpture is of their backsides, and amusingly, their butts are shiny from all the tourists rubbing them for, what, good luck?  Outside Planet Hollywood.  (more)
  9. Eiffel Tower.  The Paris casino features a 1/3-scale Eiffel Tower.  Go up the elevator to the observation deck for $16 or so.
  10. Bellagio chandelier & conservatory.  See the $10 million, 2100 square foot chandelier sculpture, featuring 2000 hand-blown glass blossoms that weigh about 40,000 pounds, supported by a 10,000-pound steel armature, all by renowned artist Dale Chihuly.  Every day it takes 27 person-hours to clean.  And check out the 14,000 square foot conservatory garden, a dazzling mix of plants, architecture, and lights, which changes with the season.
  11. Caesars Palace.  The outside grounds contain replicas of famous Roman sculptures, and there's the casino itself, which was modeled after the Pantheon.  Also check out the free show of moving statues at the end of their shopping mall.  (See near the top of this page for more.)
  12. Mirage Volcano & Rainforest.  The volcano is outside and fires up at 8, 9, and 10pm.  Inside the hotel's front entrance there's a rainforest with 60-foot tall palm trees under a 100-foot high dome, where, according to the Mirage, "Six full-time gardeners spend over 240 hours each week to maintain the more than 100 different types of plants." (more)
  13. Venetian Canals.  The Venetian Casino features canals out front.  For a fee you can ride in a gondola and the gondolier will sing to you.  (A 10%+ tip is customary.)
  14. Flamingo Wildlife Habitat.  At the Flamingo Hotel.  Not just pink flamingos, but also ducks, swans, koi fish, and turtles.  Get your picture taken with a parrot. (more)
  15. Pirate Ship.  The Treasure Island casino features a much-photographed replica pirate ship outside in a lake.
  16. The Mutha-F**king Tower!  The Stratosphere is the iconic tower of the Las Vegas skyline, and the largest one west of the Mississippi.  For a fee you can take the elevator to the observation deck, where there are scary rides, but you can view from the ground for free, including watching people do the Sky Jump where they literally jump off the tower, guided by cables which slow them down when they get to the ground.  The rides at the top and the taxi area at ground level were featured prominently in the movie Sharknado 4.

Downtown

  1. Fire-spewing praying mantis sculpture.  Straight outta Burning Man, this huge metallic sculpture menaces the Downtown Container Park, shooting flames from its antennae six stories high.  Dude.  Oh, and it wouldn't be complete without the 4000-watt sound system.  While you're at the Container Park, check out the big treehouse with the 33' tall slide  (more)
  2. Real One Million Dollars.  Take your picture with a display of one million dollars in cash.  At Binion's, downtown. (more)
  3. Antiques at Main Street Station.  See a number of antiques and curiosities. (more)

Other free things

  1. Free slot pulls.  Downtown, the Four Queens and Binion's each give you one free spin on a slot machine, with the chance to win up to $2500.  I won a hat!
  2. CBS Television City.  See and rate TV pilots before they hit television.  There's often compensation and prizes.  Inside the MGM Grand. (more...)
  3. Magic demonstrations.  The staff at Houdini's Magic Shop are always doing tricks in the store.  Various locations including Circus Circus, New York New York, Planet Hollywood, and the Venetian. (more)
  4. World of Coca-Cola.  More store than museum, but they do have a few artifacts, and you can snap a selfie with the polar bear. (more)


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