Reason #1 I like Bovada:

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Most online casinos insult you with popups and spam, and they give you the hard sell even if you just want to try their free-play games.  Fortunately there's Bovada, which is the opposite.  That's the primary reason they're the only online casino I accept advertising from.

  • No registration required.  Most casinos let you play for free with fake money, but there's a catch: They make you register an account first.   That's not just a hassle: after you register you can expect them to badger you by email trying to get you to deposit real money.  But Bovada lets you play right away without forcing you to register an account.  Just close any registration boxes that appear, and then you can play without registering.  Here, try it.
  • Plays right in your browser.  If you'd rather not download the casino software to your hard disk, you don't have to.  The games play right in your web browser.  Nice.
  • Works on Macs.  The play-in-browser games are MacOS compatible!  Before Bovada, Mac users were pretty much out of luck for gambling online, even for free-play.  Not any more.

Bovada's not perfect, but there's no better site serving most of the U.S.

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  2. See these horror stories.
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🔞 Adult Things to Do in Las Vegas

Last update:  September, 2020.

🌿 Cannabis/Marijuana

Planet 13 (large)

Reef Dispensaries (well-reviewed)

MedMen (downtown)

👯‍♀️ Party Pits

Several casinos have "party pits" where the dealers wear lingerie.  Unsurprisingly, the games there typically have the worst odds.

Downtown: Binion's, The D, Golden Gate, Plaza

Strip: (party pits closed) Caesars, Planet Hollywood

Know of more?  Let me know!

👯‍♀️ Pole dancing classes

Classes in pole dancing, lap dancing, striptease at Crash Academy ($20) and Pole Fitness ($30) • Stripper 101 class ($44)

👯‍♀️ Topless shows

Flamingo: X Burlesque ($56),  Sexxy ($60), Crazy Girls (price not listed)

📎 Collect ad cards

Poorly-paid workers hand out advertising cards on the Strip for "Girls to Your Room", featuring scantily-clad models (who are not the ones who show up if you call).  Lots of people collect these cards for fun, trying to see how many different cards they can amass.

👯‍♀️ Strip clubs

Note: All Vegas strip clubs have a large % of negative reviews, so I link to the Yelp pages rather than the club's website, so you can see what you're getting into.  Customers having their credit cards secretly charged for thousands of dollars has been reported frequently. Listed from best to worst reviews: Palamino • Hustler • Crazy Horse III • Girl Collection • Club Platinum  • Little Darlings • Treasures • Scores • Déjà Vu • Spearmint Rhino • Talk of the Town • Centerfolds • Sapphire

👯‍♂️ Male Strippers

Clubs.  Hunk Mansion ($30) • Kings of Hustler ($40)

Shows: Men of Sapphire ($50) • Aussie Heat, Chippendales ($55) • Thunder from Down Under ($71) • Black Magic, Puppetry of the Penis, Magic Mike Live (price not listed)

👯‍♀️ Spot the Hooker

A popular pastime is to hang out in the casinos and try to spot which women are the “working girls”, or to get propositioned.  The most amount of activity is usually in the casino bars, after midnight.  Visitors share their experiences in this forum thread.

👄 Prostitution

Not recommended!
(1) It's illegal in Vegas.
(2) "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", is a lie.  Mugshots are forever.
(3) So are herpes and AIDS.  (4) Scams and theft against customers are rampant.
(5) Your prostitute could have been trafficked (about 60% of are slaves), forced into service through threat of violence, or could be a child. Local PD found 103 child prostitutes, most 15-17 years old, in one recent year.  The closest legal brothels to Vegas are in Pahrump, though in even legal brothels there are reports of indentured servitude and human trafficking. • More on Vegas prostitution

🛏️ Swingers clubs

Clothing-optional resort + spa (price not listed) • Swingers clubs: Red Rooster ($40/couple), Green Door ($60/couple) • Swingers Circle swingers events ($120/couple) • The Studios (LGBTQ friendly, no price listed)

Practice gambling with play money

Before you throw down your hard-earned cash in a casino, PRACTICE FIRST!  Learn the games with play money where it doesn't cost you anything if you lose.  Seriously.

I like Bovada's practice games the best, because you can play right away without registering for an account.  Most every other online casino makes you give up your email address just to play the fake-money games — ugh.  That's why Bovada is the only online casino that gets space on my site.  I hope other casinos will eventually start treating their visitors like human beings rather than walking wallets, but until they do, there's Bovada.  One click and you're in.

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